BOBSTGIRLS: Italian For Dinner?

Who could turn it down? It's not wet noodles, it's a long, juicy, fat, salty Italian sausage packed with flavour and spice, with enough heat to make your eyes water as you swallow it attempting to be the first person to take it all down your mouth in one go. Of course you can't do it, but you can love trying it. You suck harder, you open wider and you use more spit, rubbing your mouth up and down this salami and just when you think you can take that final inch, you feel it balloon up and then spurt hot, salty sauce deep into your mouth - gush after gush. Now where is the cannelloni?